Lutherans believe they can't win, but they still trust the scorekeeper.
Puritans won't swing.
Quakers won't strike.
Unitarians can catch anything.
Calvinists believe the game is fixed.
The pope claims never to have committed an error.
Fundamentalists balk.
Pre-Millennialists believe the game will be called on account of darkness.
Atheists don't believe anyone created the game.
Diests don't believe in an umpire.
Adventists won't play the 7th inning.
Amish do a lot of walking.
Just a fun post for a rediculously hot Sunday afternoon in the boring-ole town of Springfield, Illinois. Did not make this post to be offensive to anybody in anyway.
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